"Not Today Satan" Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Slip into quiet confidence with this cozy hoodie that speaks in a wink. The bold vertical “SATAN” in distressed red meets a soft, handwritten “not today” across the chest — a little dark-humor mantra for mornings when you need a boundary. The brushed interior and roomy kangaroo pocket hold your hands and warm your thoughts. It layers easily under a coat or stands alone as an off-duty statement piece for meetings with friends, late-night runs to the coffee shop, or church-basement bake sales where you want to keep it light. Wear it when you want to show you’re playful but firm — a garment that balances comfort with a sly edge.
Product features
- Brushed 50/50 cotton-poly fleece for cozy warmth and smooth printing
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and stash small items
- Color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood for durability and clean style
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF-friendly construction with optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean